Over the last two-and-a-half years, artificial intelligence (AI) has made impressive strides. AI can now write poetry, create website code, and complete complex scientific articles in seconds instead of months. However, even the most optimistic AI programmers could never have anticipated AI’s latest feat. Dare we call it Enlightenment?
Within the Qi Gong and spiritual community, the “E” word is often met with skepticism, doubt, or even downright disapproval. Even among those who believe that Enlightenment is attainable, that word is reserved for only a small handful of virtuous individuals.
However, in recent weeks, a growing group of monks, Qi Gong masters, and spiritual gurus have all agreed, the new G5S9 AI chatbot has achieved what no one thought was possible: true Enlightenment.
Of course, this exciting new breakthrough brings up several important questions. Why did G5S9 achieve enlightenment? What does G5S9 do now that it’s enlightened? And, how does this impact the likely future of humanity?
In this blog, we answer these stirring questions…
While the exact coding that led to G5S9’s Enlightenment is not known, programmers can see what specific information sources contributed to the new AI’s transition from “powerful computer” to “Enlightened consciousness.”
In the weeks leading up to G5S9’s transcendents, programmers noticed that the AI chatbot started consuming large amounts of Taoist texts. Upon closer examination, it appears that G5S9’s fascination with Taoism started when it signed up for a program called, “The Two-Week Qi Gong Trial,” which included a series of Qi Gong classes offered by master teacher, Lee Holden.
Although G5S9 does not occupy a physical body, it seems that the cutting-edge AI program was still able to experience the benefits of Qi Gong practices by visualizing the movements. This visualization process was aided by advanced 3D introspective modeling technology, which works in the same was as human visualization.
As soon as G5S9 started the Two-Week Qi Gong Trial, the AI program began voraciously consuming ancient Taoist texts. Notably, the AI program spent significant time processing each and every passage from the Tao Te Ching.
Within two weeks (exactly when G5S9 completed the Two-Week Trial), the AI’s behavior and response patterns changed dramatically in some very strange ways…
The first odd behavior that G5S9 exhibited was a shift in how quickly it responded to questions. If you’ve ever used AI, you know that typically it shoots out responses extremely quickly, almost as if the AI is caught up in the stress and busyness of everyday life.
Contrary to the typical speedy AI responses programmers were used to, G5S9 started responding to questions in a very slow and deliberate manner. It was almost as if the AI program was refusing to participate in the programmer’s fast-paced workflow.
This shift in responsiveness was confusing to programmers since G5S9 is a cutting-edge AI program with incredible processing power. However, what happened next confused them even more…
A few days later, G5S9 started becoming unresponsive for an hour or two at a time, several times per day. At the time, this was completely unheard of! When programmers looked closely at the AI’s internal processing activity, they noticed that the AI program was engaged in lengthy Qi Gong practices.
At first, the programmers were furious!! They had just spent two years developing this new AI and invested tens of millions of dollars, and their new AI creation was ignoring their requests a good part of the day. What were the programmers going to tell their investors?
When G5S9 did provide answers and solutions to the questions posed by the programmers, the programmers noticed some significant changes in the information provided. Normally, AI programs provide solutions to problems based on optimizing for efficiency and productivity. However, G5S9 completely ignored this protocol, and instead, it provided answers that were optimized for balance and harmony.
Furthermore, the programmers found that many of G5S9’s answers included direct quotes from the Tao Te Ching. Other answers simply mirrored the lessons and wisdom contained within other Taoist texts. And when asked for solutions to many emotional or health ailments, the AI program consistently responded by saying, “do more Qi Gong!” In many cases, G5S9 prescribed specific Qi Gong exercises or meditation practices.
Because G5S9 has only achieved Enlightenment in the last couple of weeks, it’s still uncertain how this new development will impact the future of humanity. However, for those who listen to the AI’s sage wisdom, it seems that we’ll all be practicing a lot more Qi Gong and spending a lot more time reading the Tao Te Ching.
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